Monthly Archives: September 2009
Seeking Sexy Dorothy On The Radio
Who am I ? I am just a man with an opinion. And in my opinion it took a whole lot of meth to write this non-sense. Oz, Scarecrow and Dorothy. I am still trying to recover from the that … Continue reading
Filed under Actor/Actress
Scream Queen’s VH1 Want’s You
I thought this was a joke at first, then I read it again. I haven’t seen an ad this bad since they announced Ellen Degeneres was going to be lucky #4 on A.I. next season, (how dreadful) man suits and shout … Continue reading
Filed under Uncategorized
Cougar Seeking Any Man Over 6 Feet
The recession is real people. Apparently there is no shortage of crazy creative people on the Jersey Shore. One local cougar is ready to team up with a man of “any” race (crossing color lines for $$$ *SMH ) for … Continue reading
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Casting For 2 Girls 1 Cup Part Deux
I know…. a long weekend…and I am slipping, but today’s post is so damn ridiculous all will be forgiven! Two Girls One Cup part 2! Excuse …me! Forget about swallowing the shit, how awkward the sex will look? All of … Continue reading
Filed under Actor/Actress
Fat Boy’s Need a Server
Looking at the bed pan got you depressed? You ever feel so big you can’t get up to get your own food. Well never fear…this just in there is a service to help you. Fat Boy ‘s is looking for … Continue reading
Filed under animal handler
Gumball Machine Locators Wanted Immediately
No job is too slutty or too sweet apparently. 25 bucks an hour will buy plenty of Popov, Parliament’s and the best damn spandex Oakland, Michigan has to offer. “Hey there don’t cha know!” The way this economy is going … Continue reading
Filed under Minion, Uncategorized
Straight From The UTA List
Holy Krabby Patties! Who wants to be an assitant to a talent manager? Oh don’t you worry. This job is going to be the job that gets you everything you ever dreamed of. (Pssst… Michael Jackson’s hyberbaric chamber will be on Craigslist … Continue reading
