The recession is real people. Apparently there is no shortage of crazy creative people on the Jersey Shore. One local cougar is ready to team up with a man of “any” race (crossing color lines for $$$ *SMH ) for the new Jerry Seinfeld reality show. What she’s really looking for is a husband. I wonder how many young guys are going to try and hit it before auditions. Cause old brotha’s aren’t brave enough to email those kind of requests. Although, if she’s broke bold that means she’s competitive so go for it. You can count down the days til the competition gets that Final Destination treatment and you good sir are about to walk off with half a check. Of course surviving long enough for it to clear might be a problem too. A check is a check!
ACTRESS SEEKS TV SPOUSE (Jersey Shore)
Date: 2009-09
Reply to: job-xxxxxxxx@craigslist.org
Actress in forties seeks male to pose as husband for the new Seinfeld reality show casting now. Please be a good actor, over six feet and in mid late forties. Any race OK. Let’s Art some vandaLay and make some money in the process.
* Location: Jersey Shore
* Compensation: To be determined
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
