Scream Queen’s VH1 Want’s You

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I thought this was a joke at first, then I read it again. I haven’t seen an ad this bad since they announced Ellen Degeneres was going to be lucky #4 on A.I. next season, (how dreadful) man suits and shout outs to Portia all season! It’s Atlanta so expect the casting call to look like “amateur” drag night.  Sorry Atlanta but after watching the horrendous model casting calls of He-ree and Lisa Wu Sweat on the Brokedown Bitches of Buckhead I am giving any talent from the ATL the side-eye.  You want your 6.5 minutes of fame.  Here you go!

VH1 and Lionsgate films Now Casting Scream Queens 2 (Atlanta, Nationwide)

Date: 2009-09
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Are you an actress dreaming of a once in a lifetime shot at a career on the big screen? Do you have what it takes to handle intense one-on-one mentoring with a major film director? Would you like training from one of the most celebrated acting coaches in Hollywood? In short, are you ready to be a star?

VH-1, in association with Lionsgate (the studio behind such horror blockbusters as SAW and HOSTEL) is NOW CASTING beautiful, confident, tenacious, uninhibited actresses who are ready for stardom and will stop at nothing to get it.

Ten lucky women will be chosen to compete in the second season of VH1’s SCREAM QUEENS. One will win a breakout role in a theatrically-released Lionsgate horror film. Last year’s winner, Tanedra Howard, recently filmed a star-making turn in SAW VI, which hits big screens this fall. Will you be next?

Whether you are an experienced pro, or new to Hollywood, classically trained or a born performer, this could be your shot at greatness. If you are 21 or older, and appear to be between the ages of 21 and 30, have a competitive spirit, and are willing to put your talent, and your bigger than life personality on the line for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, then you could be crowned Hollywood’s next Scream Queen.

Please send a current headshot/photo, a link to your reel (if available – if not, don’t worry) AS WELL AS YOUR PHONE NUMBER!!! We can’t call you in for an audition if we don’t know how to contact you!!! PLEASE PUT “ATLANTA” IN THE SUBJECT LINE.

Auditions are currently in progress.

FOR MORE INFORMATION, PLEASE VISIT http://jokeproductions.com/SQ_2_Casting.html

Location: Atlanta, Nationwide
Compensation: TBD
Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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One Response to Scream Queen’s VH1 Want’s You

  1. Liz

    I love Scream Queens!

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